- "let's go play!"/"come over and we'll play, okay?" - play, as in, hang out and nothing dirty
- "your face is ____" - random
- "that is so awesome!" - often referring to certain games, or spider-man
- "holy __," often ass, but never cow
- "go suck my balls" - even when i don't have any
- you "whore"/"beyotch" - terms of endearment, i swear. applying to both genders
- "i'm bleeding out of my ass" - menstruation
- "it'll take me like a billion years" - often using billion years as a time overexaggeration
- "cry me a niagara falls" - because a river is not enough
- "you're gay" because you are
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too sleepy to leave an actual comment. but i'm happy to see you've blogged. see you in half an hour..or not you skipper
i didn't go into 7-11. i just made it seem that way but then i followed you home. now i know where you live. i'm gonna actually start stalking you
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