This job hunt is harrowing. This is my schedule:
- I wake up anywhere from 8:30-9:30AM feeling fresh and ready to conquer the world
- Eat/apply for jobs (5 or 6) until I can't find any more
- Job search, but this becomes lackluster quickly because it's all the same crap from all the same places. Do this for another couple of hours to the point where I get frustrated and say, "I want to gouge out my own eyes!!!"
- Spend time looking out the window, playing monopoly on my iPhone, babysitting children, lying on my bed, contemplate prostitution, checking my phone every 5 min to see if there's any missed calls, and looking out the window some more...
- Eat/complain about applying for jobs and then getting a sudden burst of energy to job hunt again!
- Job hunt finding a whole new batch of positions all for the picking! Do this until late night until you are sick of life, watch a show and fall asleep anywhere from 12 to 12:30PM
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then START AGAIN!
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contemplate prostitution!?!??!
Don't even think about it.
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